1. No Ads
There are no ads on this site. No banners. No pop-ups. No "sponsored content." Nothing.
2. No Cookies
This website does not use cookies. There is nothing to accept, reject, or manage. Your browser can relax.
3. No Trackers
No tracking pixels. No analytics scripts. No third-party tracking tools. No invisible internet gremlins.
4. No Data Collection
I do not collect, store, process, sell, trade, or share your personal data. I don't track your clicks. I don't monitor your behavior. I don't care what you're doing here (in a respectful way).
5. No Accounts
There are no user accounts, logins, or forms collecting your information.
6. External Links
If you click a link to another website, their privacy policy applies. Once you leave this site, it's their rules.
7. Changes
If this Privacy Policy ever changes, it will still probably say "we don't collect anything," just with slightly different words.